May 2012
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My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
Sister: You kill him.
zackisontumblr:
If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
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methlabrador:
kanye west should open a breakfast cafe called ‘Omelette You Finish’
Person: do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Are you making fun of me
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my standards are unrealistically high for how unattractive i am
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btvs:
why couldn’t someone push harry into niagara falls today and end my fucking misery
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normal girls: staying up till 2 am texting my crush
me: staying up till 2 am to watch five homosexuals over the internet who don't know I exist
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