My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
Sister: You kill him.
zackisontumblr: If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
methlabrador: kanye west should open a breakfast cafe called ‘Omelette You Finish’
Person: do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Are you making fun of me
my standards are unrealistically high for how unattractive i am
btvs: why couldn’t someone push harry into niagara falls today and end my fucking misery
normal girls: staying up till 2 am texting my crush
me: staying up till 2 am to watch five homosexuals over the internet who don't know I exist